“The Marriage Ceremony of the Triumph Settlers” (Harry/Draco, PG, 100)

Title: The Marriage Ceremony of the Triumph Settlers
Character(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Challenge(s): Written for dracoharry100's Prompt #334: Ceremony
Word count: 100
Author's notes: Pure crack. Borrowed heavily from the “Our Mrs. Reynolds” episode of Firefly.

“‘The man lays a wreath upon his intended’ -- which I do recall -- ‘which represents his sovereignty.’”

“That was you?” Harry asked, gesturing toward his partner.

Draco scoffed. “As if I’d lay anything upon you on purpose. But I was pretty drunk last night…”

“And then there's a dance, with a joining of hands. The marriage ceremony of the Triumph settlers. You, sirs, are newlyweds.”

“What’s it say about divorce?” Harry asked, sounding desperate.

“These peasants don’t have any power over us,” Draco sneered.

“They do, actually. It’s a form of an unbreakable vow. So settle in boys.”

“For Nostalgia’s Sake” (Harry/Draco, G, 100)

Title: For Nostalgia’s Sake
Character(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: G
Challenge(s): Written for dracoharry100's Prompt #335: Upside Down
Word count: 100
Author's notes: I hope they’re called monkey bars in England.

Harry could feel blood rushing to his head. His glasses were sliding off his face. A few coins fell out of his pocket.

Footsteps on the gravel behind him.

“What on earth are you doing?” a familiar voice drawled.

“I used to do this when I was a kid.”

“Hang upside down from a horizontal ladder?”

“They’re called monkey bars.”

“Why?”

“Why are they called monkey bars?”

“Why did you hang upside down?”

“Dunno. It was fun.”

“Are you having fun now?”

“No, not really.”

“You have no idea how badly I want to hex you right now.”

“Please don’t.”